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Among my favorite horror movies are those that use horror to reveal a particular mundane but brutal reality of human existence. Horror is named so for a reason: it deals with the macabre, with the things that hurt, threaten, or scare us--do any horror movies not deal with a brutal reality of human existence, in that sense?


But my favorite movies, horror or otherwise, offer nuanced storytelling through the use of metaphor, the fantastical, and amplification through allegory to highlight the mundane horrors of life itself. These stories are not necessarily what they appear to be on their face: a story about a woman whose elderly mother seems to be haunted is an allegory for dealing with dementia (Relic, 2020). A movie about a therapist who wants to help a boy overcome his fears of seeing dead people turns out to be struggling to accept his own death (The Sixth Sense, 1999).


These films deal not simply with supernatural fears of ghosts, monsters, and zombies or unlikely extremes of serial killers and insane-asylum escapees on a rampage, but the four existential horsemen: death and loss (anything born will someday die, including our loved ones and ourselves), freedom (responsibility for our choices and living with their consequences), isolation (we are all ultimately alone despite our relationships), and meaninglessness (there is no universal truth or ultimate meaning, only what you make).



This kind of storytelling doesn't necessarily belong to one genre or even one horror subgenre. It can be found in comedy (Groundhog Day, 1993), drama (Melancholia, 2011), science fiction (Annihilation, 2018), and more. Existential-themed horror is not about the shape of the monsters but about the dread and hopelessness that always lurks under the surface of our consciousness. Pop the popcorn and let's get emotionally wrecked!


Coraline (2009) may seem only a shallow and whimsical dip into the horror genre and some may doubt it belongs there at all (although they are free to be wrong), but besides the ghosts and the demon/spider mother and the alternate dimension where everyone's eyes have been removed, it also confronts an existential paradox (if less brutally than some other films). Coraline shows us that while it is frustrating and even painful to not get what we want, getting what we want can be even worse.


“Coraline sighed. 'You really don't understand do you?' she said. 'I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted, just like that, and it didn't mean anything? What then?”

If we got everything we wanted, the joy of having our longing fulfilled could not exist (you can't know the light without the dark, you have to feel pain to feel relief from it--you know this story).


But let's be real, it's not just confronting the deep and painful that draws us to Coraline, it's the concoction of one part cute, one part creepy, and one part downright odd that plays out in a glorious stop-motion romp through the underworld--or should I say, the otherworld.


The world of the Other Mother promises Coraline everything she ever wanted: attentive parents who give her everything, constant entertainment, her favorite meals, the perfect bedroom. At first, the Other Mother looks and sounds just like Coraline's real mother but a more lively, patient, and joyful version (nevermind that her eyes have been replaced by buttons).


The other mother's façade starts to decompose and we see just how sinister she really is as the story progresses. She has trapped children and stolen their lives and she plans to do the same with Coraline. Coraline's real parents may be busy, impatient, and not always so fun, but it could be worse!


And it almost is. Coraline escapes from the trap only to find that her parents have become trapped themselves by the Other Mother, forcing Coraline to go back through the little door to the other world once more to rescue them.



Coraline is a brilliant movie based on a brilliant book by Neil Gaiman and I heartily recommend both. But let's get to the knit!


Two kids stand in front of a school marquee in warm winter clothing

The movie takes place just before spring, so most everyone is wearing sweaters and long sleeves. Knit clothing is sprinkled everywhere, even worn by Coraline's friends who come to life inside a photo frame in Coraline's other bedroom.


Coraline's mother stands with an annoyed look on her face, wearing a white sweater.
Faceus Annoyedeus Interruptus

Coraline's mom works on editing a garden catalog sitting at the kitchen table on a dreary, cold day outside, so she's staying warm in an off-white knit pullover.


At initial glance, mom's sweater looks to have a turtleneck or cowl neckline but that's only because the pullover blends into the neck brace that she wears throughout the movie (even the mom-dad doll has a tiny-upon-tiny neck brace!). Her pullover also extends down over her hips which makes it perfect for wearing with leggings, the official mom pants of the 21st century (hashtagNotSponsored).


One subtle detail that might be easily missed is the diamond stitch pattern on the body of the sweater. A stitch pattern like this can sometimes be done using cables (where stitches cross over each other) such as in a diamond lattice pattern or by using twisted stitches to give the appearance of cables without having to actually use the cable technique.


Knit or crochet the look:

L to R: Jesper / photo & pattern credit: Julie Hoover (cabled, knit); Diamond Bliss / photo & pattern credit: Drops Design (cabled, knit, free); The Librarian / photo & pattern credit: Skeindeer Knits (no cables, knit); bottom: Diamond Bobble Sweater / photo & pattern credit: Carrie M. Chambers (no cables, crochet, free)


The thing that makes Coraline so special when it comes to knitwear is that some of the pieces were actually hand-knit in miniature. Althea Crome is the master miniature knitter who worked on some of Coraline's wardrobe. According to her website, her gauge can be upwards of 80 stitches per inch (even just thinking about working that small gives me hives). Ironically, she actually had to scale way up to 28 stitches per inch because the pieces weren't reading as 'knit' on screen--the fabric appeared too fine and looked just like regular fabric. In the end, she says she knit 14 star sweaters and 6 pairs of gloves for the film.



A tiny hand-knit sweater with white stars lies flat against a wooden slatted background. Underneath s a ruler showing the sweater is only one inch wide
actual size

The knitwear star of this film is Coraline's star-covered blue pullover. The body of the actual hand-knit piece is only just over an inch wide.


The stars are not knitted into the fabric but appear to have been attached after the fact as an appliqué, perhaps either with glue, sewing, or needle-felting.

a close up of a blue hand-knit sweater with white stars all over it
ready for her close-up

To create a life-sized star sweater, you could also use an appliqué technique but this may be less practical or sturdy since you'll want to be able to wear and wash the garment repeatedly over its lifespan. Instead, the intarsia or stranded colorwork methods may be preferred in order to embed the stars within your knitting rather than sitting on top of it. For this sweater, both methods have their benefits and hassles.



six intarsia bobbins hang down from the top of the image against a white gradient background
intarsia bobbins

Intarsia is a method of colorwork that uses bobbins wound with a particular color (in this case, white) to isolate a portion of that color in a certain location of the fabric like a patch, rather than carrying the strands of color along with you as you knit the main piece. When there are only a few isolated patches of color, this method is best, but there are many stars on Coraline's sweater. You would need a lot of bobbins (or butterflies) if you wanted as many stars as Coraline's sweater has, which could be a hassle. However, this method would prevent you from having to carry the white yarn along behind every single row and catch your floats constantly on rows where white wasn't needed.


green and yellow yarn floats are shown on the backside of a knitted piece
floats on the back of stranded colorwork

On the other hand, stranded colorwork would omit needing to struggle with multiple bobbins hanging off your piece at any given time for the duration of the knit. If you struggle with tension issues (especially when catching long floats) or only want a few stars on your sweater, this method might not be preferable.


To knit or crochet an intarsia version, you'll want a sweater pattern that is created in flat pieces (worked back and forth) and then seamed together for the best results (intarsia in the round can be difficult). To knit or crochet a stranded colorwork version, a sweater pattern meant to be worked in the round, either top down or bottom up, will prove easiest (knitting on the wrong side with floats can be an additional challenge).


Knit or crochet the look!

L to R: Sloppy Joe Star Sweater / pattern & photo credit: Crucci Magic (intarsia, knit); Bright Above Me / pattern & photo credit: Dieuwke Schack-Mulligen (stranded, knit); All-Star Sweater / pattern & photo credit: Stephanie Erin (tapestry crochet); #21 Star Sweater / pattern credit: Sandi Prosser, photo: Soho Publishing (intarsia, knit)


Don't see one you like? You can adapt your favorite sweater pattern by adding your own stars with the use of a repeatable charted star pattern such as this one:


Next is, of course, the gloves.

Coraline stands with her arms out wearing orange and green gloves while her mother, with her back turned, examines a rack full of grey school uniforms. The shop window is in the background through which we can see the street outside
"My other mother would get them for me."

Coraline's got style, and needs to express her individuality! She begs her mom for orange and green striped gloves she sees while shopping for "boring, grey clothing" that the whole school is going to wear.

A small orange and green striped glove perched on a stick, held by fingertips, shows the scale of the glove to be as small as a fingertip
Coraline's tiny glove

These gloves were also hand-knit in tiny scale by Althea, and she has generously shared a diagram of the color and stitch pattern she used to create them for free at her website!


The pattern calls for 8/0 needles (that's .5mm), which she sells on her website and thread.


But if you need your gloves just a skosh bigger than XXXS, you can knit or crochet the look by using one of these patterns along with the right colors of yarn to make your very own Coraline gloves.


L to R: Evil Genius gloves / photo & pattern credit: Yarmando (knit, free); Fitted Gloves / photo & pattern credit: Aardvark Crochet (crochet, free); Autumn Stripes / photo & pattern credit: Drops Designs (knit, free)


a hand attached to an arm wearing an orange and dark orange striped knit sleeve holds a snowglobe with a structure inside it entitled Detroit Zoo
in the palm of her hand

Although it could easily be meant to be a simple long-sleeved tee, a close up of Coraline's orange-striped sweater looks just like knit. Any sweatshirt or other top can including ribbing on the cuffs and sleeves, but the tell-tale stockinette stitch columns seem to go all the way up her sleeve, not just at the cuff.


My personal love of Coraline has inspired me to knit and crochet several pieces, including this striped top. I used the Pixelated Pullover pattern by Jennifer Beaumont but chose to substitute a striped orange pattern to mimic Coraline's top as closely as I could.

a display mannequin wears an orange and dark orange striped knit long-sleeved tee shirt in an outdoor setting. A miniaturized Coraline figure looks on
Coraline's Striped Long-Sleeved Tee / HalfCaffCrochet

Although it appears to be a woven fabric in the film and not crochet or knit, I chose to crochet Coraline's bag, using this free pattern by Lena Skvagerson and omitting the embroidery. I also sewed a lining for it in nearly the same color. The pin and patch were happy finds from none other than Hot Topic.

I've also had some fun with Coraline amigurumi. I used this free pattern for Wybie by Sharon Ojala and have yet to try this free pattern by the same maker for the cat. It's not knit or crochet, but I even made a squid monster toy out of felt. It would be even more fun to knit a version and felt it in the washing machine. The Coraline doll and felt monster have no pattern except the tattered remnants of memory in my brain. Patons Metallic Yarn in the colorway Blue Steel was a near perfect match for the look of Coraline's hair.


Until next time, remember...

…"do not go through little door."


 

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Two notes were never more dread-filled since Jaws. Ennio Morricone composed the score (supplemented by John Carpenter who usually wrote his own music for his movies). Apparently, the only direction Carpenter gave Morricone was "fewer notes." What resulted was an ominous heartbeat that immediately sets the tone of unease and suspicion that permeates the entire movie.

a boy and his dog-alien-thing

Boy meets dog. Dog is alien in disguise. Boy loses dog (but not before it assimilates a co-worker, who then assimilates a co-worker who assimilates a co-worker... you get it).


Assimilation in The Thing ain't pretty--it's a latex-laden, gelatin-glazed, bubble-gum-mayonnaise-creamed-corn gore-fest and it's spectacular. The practical (no CGI here) special effects still shine almost 40 years later and are among the most memorable in horror. At just 22 years old, Rob Bottin, along with a crew of 35 (and some uncredited help from Stan Winston who designed the dog-thing), dazzled us with the Norris-head-spider-thing, Split-face-thing, the Blair-thing, and so many more.


However, the film is far from simply a splatter-fest. The central theme is the rapid breakdown of social rules and camaraderie when the men realize that this "Thing" could completely and perfectly eliminate and imitate any creature. Not only would that mean the swift demise of everyone in camp but everyone on earth if it was allowed to escape. No one is safe and paranoia spreads like fire laid down by a flamethrower (yeah, they've got one of those).


Although the film is often assumed to be a remake of The Thing From Another World (1951), the 1982 screenplay more closely followed the original novella, Who Goes There (1938), written by John W. Campbell. Both the screenwriter, Bill Lancaster, and the director, John Carpenter, were more intrigued by the environment of paranoia and mistrust that bred in the isolation of the research station in Antarctica and wanted the film to center on that.



Let's get to the knit -- it's cold at this research station!

here a bally, there a bally ...

This frozen fashion show is all about the balaclava (BAH-LA-CLAW-VAH), sometimes referred to as a ski mask, a bally, a helmet liner, or a monkey cap. Most of the gents wear this head covering when they are outside, although MacReady wears one less often because his hair too purdy. Pay some respect to this majestic mane:


Kurt Russell's Hair stars as MacReady's Hair

But sometimes the weather calls for headgear that's even warmer than a fluffy 80's mane, like when you're out in the frigid night air having a bonfire with your chums.

Man down ... and crispy

Next time you find yourself hunting aliens in Antarctica (or grabbing a coffee on a cold day, whatever), be prepared by knitting or crocheting one of these for yourself:

L to R:

Antifreeze / photo & pattern credit: Jenna Adorno (knit, free);

Ribbed Balaclava for Adults / photo & pattern credit: Red Heart Design Team (crochet, free);

Uncharted Territory / photo & pattern credit: Drops Design (knit, free);

Matching Balaclava / photo & pattern credit: Katrin Schubert (knit)


But why stop at respectable and functional? Everyone will lava these clavas:

L to R, Top to Bottom:

Gas Mask / photo & pattern credit: Amy Herring/HalfCaffCrochet (crochet);

Cthulhu Octopus Hat / photo & pattern credit: Amy Hitchcock (crochet, free);

Cthulhuclava / photo & pattern credit: Anne-Marie Dunbar (knit);

Knight in Knitted Helmet / photo & pattern credit: RoseEllen Spindler (knit);

Sock Monkey Ski Mask / photo & pattern credit: Cathy Ren (crochet);

Dracoclava / photo & pattern credit: Anne-Marie Dunbar (knit);

Baalaclava / photo & pattern by Anne-Marie Dunbar (knit)


The classic ribbed men's sweater is also a staple for both Norris and Childs, although they certainly wear it differently!


Norris looks comfy and innocuous in light grey, not at all like his chest is not about to rip open and tear off anyone's arms (spoiler, it's so gonna), while Childs looks a bit more imposing and edgy (like his chest just might open up and tear someone's arms off--spoiler, it doesn't).


Both sweaters are full-length and long-sleeved, with an all-over ribbed stitch pattern. They both appear to be made of a heavier weight yarn, either an aran or possibly a bulky weight (although it's difficult to tell on Childs' pullover).


Norris' sweater has a sloping raglan sleeve and a somewhat wider round neck while Childs' sweater looks to be a set-in sleeve design and a higher round/crew neckline. He's also got those fancy shoulder pads!


Let's take a closer look at those:

Childs' shoulder coverings appear to be somewhat transparent--you can see the ribbing of the sweater underneath showing through--which makes these more like shoulder patches than pads as they aren't really adding as much bulk as they might first appear.


Despite the outdated 80s' vibe, this is an interesting detail that I think maybe he can get away with even today. I mean, just try and tell him his sweater looks stupid or outdated. You'd be flamethrower fodder.


Knit (or crochet) the look:

L to R, Top to Bottom:

Nhoj's Raglan / pattern & photo credit: Amy O'Neill Houck (crochet);

Beaver Ridge / pattern & photo credit: Drops Design (knit, free);

Comfy Male Jumper / pattern & photo credit: Chinwe Ruphina (knit);

Patons Rugged Raglan / pattern & photo credit: Yarnspirations (knit, free);

Lucky / pattern & photo credit: Elizabeth Morrison (knit, free);

28-29-43 Standard Sweater / pattern & photo credit: Pierrot (knit, free)


More than 35 years later, it's hard to believe that The Thing was despised by audiences and critics. Maybe they wanted E.T. (released just weeks earlier) and what they got was 'a ripoff of Alien.' But I suppose that's how cult classics are born and become so known and, in that sense, it's not surprising at all. The Thing itself may always be a work in progress, but this film is a superbly finished object!

 

Geek Out:

The Thing - Lost Cues (music originally written for The Thing by John Carpenter)

The Original Fan: The Music (Producer Stuart Cohen on The Thing OST)

The Thing Takes Shape (1998 Making of The Thing Documentary)

The Things by Peter Watts (award-winning short story from the perspective of The Thing)

Does the Dog Die (emotional spoilers if there's certain things that will wreck a movie for you)

Updated: Mar 9, 2021


Another day, another horror movie, another creepy, sorta-psychic boy. Gore Verbinski's The Ring (2002) is a worthy remake of 1998's Ring (Ringu) which itself is an adaptation of an original series of novels beginning with the book of the same title. Several adaptions and sequels have reached the small and big screens, and all are interesting interpretations and expansions of the novels.


The American movie version was filmed and takes place primarily in Washington and Oregon, so there's lots of opportunity to see easy-wearing knits that keep out the damp and chill of Pacific Northwest fall weather. It opens with two teenage girls having a sleepover and swapping stories about making out and watching video tapes that kill you (as one does at these things). Apparently, after you watch this creepy video tape, the phone will ring and someone will say:



Yeah, that.

It turns out that one of the girls did see it, and she dies early in the film. Rachel (Naomi Watts) investigates the girl's death because it happens to be her niece and she's a reporter and all. So, of course, she discovers and watches the tape, then her ex-boyfriend watches it, and then their son (sorta psychic boy, Aidan) accidentally watches it. Whoopsie. It's a race for Rachel to solve the mystery of the tape's curse before seven days are up to prevent more deaths, including her own.


The niece isn't the only one who watched the tape. She and three friends camped out at Shelter Mountain Inn, which, unbeknownst to them, was built right over the well where the antagonist, Samara, was killed. Don't they look like they were having fun?

Wish You Were Here

Photos and videos taken of those who have been "marked" by Samara shows people's faces as blurred and twisted. But, hey, check out that cardigan. It looks to be made from a worsted or aran weight wool, with a ribbed collar and zippered placket.


This photo is the only time we see this cardigan so the colorwork is challenging to get a good look at. However, after obsessively pausing and enlarging and staring and sketching, it seems to be something like this:

Camper Cardigan Swatch / HalfCaffCrochet

Want to knit the look? Lucky for you, I decided to chart it up and swatch it myself. The pattern repeat is 7 stitches wide (shown below repeated four times each for the top and bottom segments) so you'll want to make sure your overall stitch count for whatever garment you add this to is divisible by 7 (plus any additional you may need if your pattern calls for selvage edge stitches). Grab your favorite cardigan pattern that calls for worsted or aran weight yarn and pair it with these free charts by yours truly (click below to download free pdf):


Ex-boyfriend Noah is wearing a similar style cardigan in a heathered, dark grey color. It's got a double thick, squishy ribbed collar, a drop shoulder, and also looks to be made of a worsted or aran weight yarn.


While there is no colorwork in this cardigan, it's main point of interest lies in its stitch pattern. It is not plain stockinette (knit stitches only) but looks to be done in seed stitch, which uses knit and purl stitches right next to each other, alternating every other stitch and every other row, so that no two stitches of the same kind are adjacent. This texture along with the heathered look to the yarn gives an appealing yet low-key speckled effect.


Knit the look:

L to R: Tamarack Men's Cardigan / Jared Flood (photo credit Brooklyn Tweed) ; Bernat Cocoon Cardigan / photo & design by Yarnspirations ; Seed Stitch Jacket 504 / photo & design by Michelle Porter


All creepy horror movie children need a babysitter, and Aidan's adorable babysitter popped on an even more adorable hat on her way out. This was after Rachel came home and startled her awake in front of a static TV screen (wait--did she watch the tape, too? I somehow think not; who could fall asleep right after watching that?).

"conundrum."

This hat was probably achieved with more than one technique employed. Some larger colorwork portions might have been done with intarsia (colorwork done in a concentrated shape rather than stranded across a whole piece), or with a technique called duplicate stitch (stitching over existing stitches, usually in a different color). It's hard to see the detail, so it's also possible that some of these shapes could be added after the fact with embroidery techniques.


Wurm / photo & design by umschlagplatz.at

The vertical stripes were probably achieved through intarsia or stranded colorwork. However, the horizontal stripes separating the dashed/dotted sections toward the bottom of the hat may have been done with a relatively simple technique of alternating sections of knit and purl stitches, with the knit rows in black and the purl rows in grey. The rows of purl stitches will stand out from the knit rows and cause them to look a bit puffy and rounded.


You can see this effect in the Wurm hat pattern, which is free to download from Ravelry with the creation of a free account.


Game Board Chart / Photo & Design by Sam McDougall

The patterns on this hat seem to me to have a video game look, with the top portions looking like a gathering of little gaming icons, and the bottom looking a bit like a road or a path. I couldn't help but get a Pac Man vibe from it!


I love the addition of the flea stitch "dots" and the absence of them along some of the pathways, like some have been eaten by Pac Man. The flea stitch is one knit stitch, in a contrast color, which makes it look like a little "v" or a heart. Get the GameBoard Chart (photo and design by Sam McDougall).



For the majority of her Scooby-Doo-ing scenes in the latter half of the movie, Rachel is wearing a turtleneck top with a very fine weave that is clearly machine knit. It is rather plain with the exception of some interesting ribbing and color detail on it's edges and along the sides. The edge of the turtleneck fold, the side seams and all along the shoulder, as well as the bottom ribbing and sleeve ribbing are all done in a dark grey to contrast with the light grey of the rest of the top.


To recreate this in hand-knit you could use a top down, set-in sleeve pattern (such as the light grey one below), strategically switching to dark grey at all the right points on the shoulder, sleeve cap and side "seam." However, even just the addition of the the contrast color at the edges of the ribbing on the neck, sleeves, and hem would be relatively easy and make a nice touch to an otherwise plain garment. If done in a non-superwash wool yarn, it would also keep you a lot warmer than this probably kept Rachel when she took a forced swimming lesson down the well!


Knit or crochet the look:

L to R: Turtle Dove II / photo & design by Espace Tricot ; Minimal Pullover / photo & design by Joji Locatelli ; Adult Crochet Turtleneck Pullover / photo & design by Yarnspirations


Rachel's investigation takes her on a ferry to visit a family therapist on Moesko Island where she learns about Samara and the woes she brought to the island. The therapist is wearing a dotted and dashed, oversized pullover in grey, with a drop shoulder and a shawl collar that looks ever so cozy and like you should trust her with your children.


This is another intarsia piece that would require some careful planning. The colorful circles in different sizes seem reminiscent of a solar system motif, while the dashes give off a map/traffic grid vibe, which seems playful and disarming.

Knit the look:

L to R: Out of This World / photo & design by Jennifer Small ; Modern Lodge Pullover / photo & design by Lion Brand; Bozeman Top-Down Pullover / photo & design by Basix ; Solar System Sweater / photo & design by Carolynne Kollar


The pullover that Rachel is wearing in the last scene of the film is only briefly spotted, but I'm a sucker for it. Argyle is knit using the intarsia colorwork technique (are we sensing a theme?). Hand-knit argyle patterns don't seem to be as prolific as they were in days of yore. Most argyle pullover knitting patterns are vintage or out-of-print, such as this great one from 1944 or the fabulous designs of Martin Storey.


You will look so great in your own knit argyle pullover that people won't be able to watch that killer VHS tape--because they'll be watching you, babe.


Check out the knitting patterns below to knit the look.

Buster Sweater / Photo & Design by Ruth Homrighaus ; Argyle Jumper PT8491 / Photo & Design by Bendigo Woollen Mills ; Argyle Man / Photo & Design by Suzanna Frary


What about sorta-psychic Aidan? Well, spoiler-alert, he senses Samara is evil, he just doesn't get around to telling his mom that until she accidentally sets Samara free. He's not a talkative sort, I guess.

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